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(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)

[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]

What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?

[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]

Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.

(phone, later that afternoon)

So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.


[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]

While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.

phone

Date: 2011-08-27 06:00 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
Um, everyone got milk like that, not just you...

Re: phone

Date: 2011-08-27 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Wow she's spreadin' the hate around that much? Doesn't she realize it doesn't mean anythin' if you're spreadin' yourself too thin like that?

[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]

Date: 2011-08-27 06:05 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
Uh- [ oh come on. ] I mean it wasn't a sign of hate at all!

Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.

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[phone]

Date: 2011-08-27 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
[Mika eyerolls so hard you can almost feel it in her voice.]

Yes because you're the only person in town that got a bottle full of something other than just plain milk. Heaven forbid you'd gotten milk with razors in it. Or poison. Or a drug that makes you do a flying pirouette off a handle and believe the walls are bleeding.

Really kid, highblood or whatever, try not to get too excited or you're liable to hurt yourself.

Re: [phone]

Date: 2011-08-28 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Of course everyone was gettin' the milk but that's not the point! There's no better way to show someone you hate them than fillin' their beverages with all kinds a' nasty things. All those other things would be killin' a person, spiders just be causin' some human disease and an awful lisp that made me sound like some psychic asshole who won't even be acceptin' my black advances. Only one person who would be takin' delight in humiliatin' me in such a fashion!

[Wait, was she looking out for him in the moirail sort of way? ONLY ONE THING TO DO, HERE]

Lookin' out for me, are you? Comin' on in the pale rather strong there...

[phone]

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Date: 2011-08-27 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Uhhhh...you weren't a highblood before? Whoa, how'd you all up and motherfuckin' turn into one?

Date: 2011-08-28 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Gamz I've always been one of the fuckin' higher castes though I was stuck in that stupid human body with that freakish blood for awhile. I got a box this mornin' and poof there I was back in my ol' troll body. It's not magic whatever the hell that is because that's clearly some fake bullshit smoke an' mirrors.

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Date: 2011-08-27 06:54 am (UTC)
roadroller: (♪ *tear*)
From: [personal profile] roadroller
What?! Do you trolls seriously use mouth spiders as a show of affection? ♪

[because when she choked down a mouthful of spiders, she was NOT feeling the love.]

Date: 2011-08-28 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Well, not affection in the way you're thinkin' about it, but yes, that's one way to be showin' your hate to someone I suppose. Like playin' a fuckin' childish prank on someone to be gettin' their attention.

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Date: 2011-08-27 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
Vriska... was hitting on you? With spiders? In milk?

[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.

there is only one way to respond.]


Gross!

[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?

Date: 2011-08-28 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
That's what I'm thinkin' Ter I mean spiders are kinda her thing I don't think anyone else would be doin somethin' like that. Was kinda disgustin I broke out in some kind a' human disease afterwards an' started talkin' like Sol. Was a most unpleasant thing but I think that's what she was aimin' for.

Guess so. Surprisin' Fef and Sol aren't here.

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phone

Date: 2011-08-27 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com
No one cares, douchebag!

Date: 2011-08-28 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Kar if you didn't give a fuckin' care you wouldn't be fuckin' expressin' it don't lie you're pretty fuckin' jealous that I'm not sendin' you a similar hatepresent.

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phone;

Date: 2011-08-27 03:37 pm (UTC)
perfectandelegant: (what.)
From: [personal profile] perfectandelegant
You weren't the only one who got that milk, you know.

Date: 2011-09-02 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[He sounds rather disappointed. Why would Vriska be giving other people the same milk?]
So, she's spreadin' her hate to other people? Well that's just fuckin' dandy here I thought it was an exclusive blackrom solicitation but nope she's fuckin' sendin' it to everyone.

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action;

Date: 2011-08-27 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com
[He's milling around the house since it's the weekend, a cigarette in hand. What is with people and getting packages lately?]

So, child, tell me-- what exactly are you?

Re: action;

Date: 2011-08-28 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[He beams proudly. Good to see he can educate some people, the right way.]

I'm a sea troll! One a' the last survivors of my fuckin' race an' one a' the best damn trolls around if I do say so myself. There's a few of us here in Mayfield but these fins an' these gills mean that I'm better than all a' them.

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Date: 2011-08-27 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cameracrush.livejournal.com
'Filling the quadrants?' Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?

Date: 2011-08-28 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[oh ho! Eridan tries to sound his suavest, if he is even capable of such a feat.]

It is if you're wantin' it to be!

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( phone )

Date: 2011-08-27 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pokeay.livejournal.com
I don't get it... what's a highblood? And, um, aren't you technically a landdweller, too?

Re: ( phone )

Date: 2011-08-28 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Just because I'm a sea troll who is currently bein' stranded on the land doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' landdweller!

Bein' a highblood is like bein' on the top a' the food chain. My blood is one a' the highest fuckin' castes in troll society meanin' I'm better than pretty much everyone else.

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Date: 2011-08-29 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] retardantflame.livejournal.com
[She's walking around, and just so happens to be near the front door as Eridan opens the box.]

Hey, it's a package. What did you get, my asshole of a "son"? Holy shit your blood is purple. What the fuck are you?

Date: 2011-08-29 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[Oh it's not!mom]

Somethin' that I've been fuckin' missin' since i was brought to this fuckin' human hiveblock. I was gettin' sick of havin' such an ugly blood color.

I'm a honest-to-glub fuckin' sea troll an' don't fuckin' forget it.

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Date: 2011-08-30 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealsluck.livejournal.com
Do you really think that I'd shove spiders into a bottle of human juices? Reeeaaallly?

Date: 2011-08-31 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[his only logic was his ego and the fact that there were spiders involved. Even still, Eridan seems rather proud that he accomplished getting something out of Vriska.]

Well spiders are kinda your thing Vri. And I mean really it was more 92% spiders 8% disgusting human milk. That an' I know this place is way too fuckin' borin' without somethin' like what we had.
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