002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
Aug. 27th, 2011 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:00 am (UTC)Re: phone
Date: 2011-08-27 06:02 am (UTC)[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:05 am (UTC)Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:20 am (UTC)Yes because you're the only person in town that got a bottle full of something other than just plain milk. Heaven forbid you'd gotten milk with razors in it. Or poison. Or a drug that makes you do a flying pirouette off a handle and believe the walls are bleeding.
Really kid, highblood or whatever, try not to get too excited or you're liable to hurt yourself.
Re: [phone]
Date: 2011-08-28 08:48 am (UTC)[Wait, was she looking out for him in the moirail sort of way? ONLY ONE THING TO DO, HERE]
Lookin' out for me, are you? Comin' on in the pale rather strong there...
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-28 05:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:54 am (UTC)[because when she choked down a mouthful of spiders, she was NOT feeling the love.]
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-08-27 01:21 pm (UTC)[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.
there is only one way to respond.]
Gross!
[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:50 am (UTC)Guess so. Surprisin' Fef and Sol aren't here.
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Date: 2011-08-27 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-02 02:37 am (UTC)So, she's spreadin' her hate to other people? Well that's just fuckin' dandy here I thought it was an exclusive blackrom solicitation but nope she's fuckin' sendin' it to everyone.
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Date: 2011-08-27 07:27 pm (UTC)So, child, tell me-- what exactly are you?
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:22 am (UTC)I'm a sea troll! One a' the last survivors of my fuckin' race an' one a' the best damn trolls around if I do say so myself. There's a few of us here in Mayfield but these fins an' these gills mean that I'm better than all a' them.
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Date: 2011-08-28 04:59 am (UTC)It is if you're wantin' it to be!
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Date: 2011-08-27 09:24 pm (UTC)Re: ( phone )
Date: 2011-08-28 04:50 am (UTC)Bein' a highblood is like bein' on the top a' the food chain. My blood is one a' the highest fuckin' castes in troll society meanin' I'm better than pretty much everyone else.
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Date: 2011-08-29 04:07 pm (UTC)Hey, it's a package. What did you get, my asshole of a "son"? Holy shit your blood is purple. What the fuck are you?
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Date: 2011-08-29 07:18 pm (UTC)Somethin' that I've been fuckin' missin' since i was brought to this fuckin' human hiveblock. I was gettin' sick of havin' such an ugly blood color.
I'm a honest-to-glub fuckin' sea troll an' don't fuckin' forget it.
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Date: 2011-08-30 03:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-31 01:16 pm (UTC)Well spiders are kinda your thing Vri. And I mean really it was more 92% spiders 8% disgusting human milk. That an' I know this place is way too fuckin' borin' without somethin' like what we had.