002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

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(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)

[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]

What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?

[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]

Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.

(phone, later that afternoon)

So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.


[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]

While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.

Comments

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Vriska... was hitting on you? With spiders? In milk?

[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.

there is only one way to respond.]

Gross!

[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm thinkin' Ter I mean spiders are kinda her thing I don't think anyone else would be doin somethin' like that. Was kinda disgustin I broke out in some kind a' human disease afterwards an' started talkin' like Sol. Was a most unpleasant thing but I think that's what she was aimin' for.

Guess so. Surprisin' Fef and Sol aren't here.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

No I meant it's a completely gross situation all around, not just on her part. [she sounds so cheerful.]

I'm sure they'll show up soon!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Nothin' gross about wantin' to rekindle an ol' flame I mean I don't blame her for wantin' to do so. Finally realizin' what she was missin' out on after she cut it off. It's an oppourtunity to be goin' back to the glory days a' Dualscar vs Mindfang. Somethin we've all been missin' for sure.

[I think you're the only one that wants that, Eridan. Though at Terezi's reassurance of Feferi and Sollux's eventual arrival to Mayfield, he gets slightly depressed. I mean, how the hell do you say "I'm sorry I blew a hole through you and your loverboy can we be friends again" without things getting totally awkward? Or even worse, scaring away a past version of her...As the Prince of Hope, he still holds on to that glimmer of a chance that there may be still a chance with her! He lets out a dramatic sigh.]

I'm hopin' so, Ter... I'm hopin' so...

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

No, I think you and maybe her are the only ones that miss that.

[a pause. Terezi has no idea that it was Eridan who was responsible for Feferi and Kanaya's deaths- nobody's explained it to her yet.]

This is a place of crazy time paradoxes! So if the rest of us came to this human planet, they will too.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Ter come on you know her I an' had the fire. We were makin' everyone jealous of such a potent relationship.

[crazy time paradoxes... Eridan thinks on this for a moment. If this is true, he could give it another go with Fef and see where it goes! And he did run into a Kanaya that -WASN'T- ready to tear him in two.]

Guess you're right Ter. We need to be talkin' more. Maybe you could be givin' me some romantic advice if I'm needin' it. I mean I'm sure Kar's traded some a' his knowledge with you.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Er, yeah. Everyone definitely was... jealous of... [okay she can't even finish that without laughing, which she does.

and at his request for romantic advice, she's a little surprised, but...

a troll. she is one. in the trolliest way. this sounds like it could be potentially hilarious.]

...Sure! I'd be glad to counsel you!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes at the laughter. Attempts to shrug it off but Eridan's mouth can never be shut.]

Laugh all you want, you know Mindfang and Dualscar turned heads.

[He's not giving that up. Ever.]

Thanks Ter your love of justice could be useful in my quests. Lettin' me know if I'm gettin' a fair treatment an' such.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I'll keep these eyes wide open! Even though I can't see. You know what I mean.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan attempts to crack a terrible joke, complete with nervous laughter.]

You'll truly lick this situation am I right?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

That is a terrible metaphor.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Ter give me a break I'm much betta with the fish puns.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[groans] I think I lack the purpleness to appreciate those.