002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
Aug. 27th, 2011 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wweh(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
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Date: 2011-09-03 01:12 pm (UTC)Oh, wait, no. The last thing he wants to hear about is how hard it was for Eridan.]
Was that supposed to be some kind of explanation?
Right, sure, I would have no idea what any of that felt like. Oh, wait, yes I do, because I was the fucking leader and all of that was my responsibility. All of these things are your own fault for killing angels and never listening and being such a loathsome scarf-necked douche.
I wasn't against you and neither was Kanaya. So I don't really give a shit about your regrets.
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Date: 2011-09-05 03:40 am (UTC)You guys would have been against me if you had heard my plan anyway...lookin' back on it I do think it was maybe a bit fuckin' rushed but still. I really was havin' no idea you'd actually have a' inklin' a' what it was like to be me. But still you're not gettin' it. You could be gettin' your quadrants all in order in a moments notice an' havin' things be all fine an' dandy but I've got none a' that. Can't be even keepin' my moirails. I mean Kar I'm nobility I'm supposed to be havin' all a' this stuff in order. Any idea how lonely I actually fuckin' am? I try hard, Kar. I really fuckin' do but everyone else is havin' the problems.
Kar, Kan's one of the people I feel worst about killin'. More so that I told her I'd be sparin' her. I mean even though she didn't fuckin' die I still did the act an' went back on my word. Always had pride in myself that I was a' the true an' honest sort.