002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
Aug. 27th, 2011 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
phone
Date: 2011-08-27 06:00 am (UTC)Re: phone
Date: 2011-08-27 06:02 am (UTC)[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:05 am (UTC)Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-27 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-27 06:17 am (UTC)[Well, there goes his theory. Though, this guy did know how to get exactly under his skin. He pauses to think. Jade's got a good head on her shoulders, she probably knows whats up.]
Guy knew how to get exactly under my fuckin' skin though. Maybe whoever he was was waxin' black for me and didn't want me to find out who it was. Throwin' me off the trail so to speak and keepin' me guessin'.
[phone]
Date: 2011-08-27 06:20 am (UTC)Yes because you're the only person in town that got a bottle full of something other than just plain milk. Heaven forbid you'd gotten milk with razors in it. Or poison. Or a drug that makes you do a flying pirouette off a handle and believe the walls are bleeding.
Really kid, highblood or whatever, try not to get too excited or you're liable to hurt yourself.
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Date: 2011-08-27 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-27 06:54 am (UTC)[because when she choked down a mouthful of spiders, she was NOT feeling the love.]
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Date: 2011-08-27 01:21 pm (UTC)[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.
there is only one way to respond.]
Gross!
[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?
phone
Date: 2011-08-27 01:46 pm (UTC)phone;
Date: 2011-08-27 03:37 pm (UTC)action;
Date: 2011-08-27 07:27 pm (UTC)So, child, tell me-- what exactly are you?
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Date: 2011-08-27 08:30 pm (UTC)( phone )
Date: 2011-08-27 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-28 02:22 am (UTC)[ Like dying, for example. Twice. ]
Re: ( phone )
Date: 2011-08-28 04:50 am (UTC)Bein' a highblood is like bein' on the top a' the food chain. My blood is one a' the highest fuckin' castes in troll society meanin' I'm better than pretty much everyone else.
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Date: 2011-08-28 04:57 am (UTC)Way worse than spiders? So they were doin' worse things than that? Would be a fuckin' liar if i didn't admit to my jealousy of whoever got worse. Whoever was sent worse they must be really feelin' strongly for.
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Date: 2011-08-28 04:59 am (UTC)It is if you're wantin' it to be!
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-28 05:21 am (UTC)Re: action;
Date: 2011-08-28 05:22 am (UTC)I'm a sea troll! One a' the last survivors of my fuckin' race an' one a' the best damn trolls around if I do say so myself. There's a few of us here in Mayfield but these fins an' these gills mean that I'm better than all a' them.
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-28 05:33 am (UTC)[like more of a creeper ex situation.]
Still, I don't think the milkman hates anyone. He's probably just insane! ♪
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Date: 2011-08-28 05:43 am (UTC)