002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
Aug. 27th, 2011 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wweh(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]
What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?
[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]
Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.
(phone, later that afternoon)
So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.
[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]
While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.
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Date: 2011-09-02 02:34 am (UTC)You better be fuckin' flattered I mean how often do you have troll nobility sendin' you pick-up lines?
We've got four areas of romance in our fuckin' culture so I'm pretty sure you'd be able to be fittin' one of them.
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Date: 2011-09-02 04:39 am (UTC)You're some kind of prince? And... and you'd find a place in you're heart for me already? So forward~
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Date: 2011-09-05 06:08 am (UTC)Was hopin' you'd say somethin' like that. I can totally be fillin' a spot in my heart for you there's plenty a' room for everyone up in here.
[and he means that. SO RONERY...]
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Date: 2011-09-05 07:05 am (UTC)My, how loving. You sounded a little scary earlier, but you must be very sweet.
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Date: 2011-09-05 05:19 pm (UTC)Well it's about time that someone's recognizin' my strong points. Don't get much a' that these days.
You're soundin' quite nice too.
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Date: 2011-09-05 06:02 pm (UTC)Thank you, um... wow, that was rude of me. We were having this nice conversation, and I didn't introduce myself! I'm Ami. What's your name?
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Date: 2011-09-06 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-06 06:11 am (UTC)It's nice to meet you, Eridan. We should hang out sometime, okay?
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Date: 2011-09-07 06:11 pm (UTC)Yeah I know I could be makin' time in my busy schedule for you. Anytime, anytime at all an' I'll be able to be pencilin' you in.
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 04:52 am (UTC)So... When do you wanna be hangin' out....?
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Date: 2011-09-10 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 08:05 pm (UTC)