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[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]


(phone, sometime later}

Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!

Date: 2011-07-13 05:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
Crap, crap, the biggest fucking piece of a crap I've ever seen!

Date: 2011-07-14 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
More like you're the biggest piece of carp for not recognizin' the fuckin' greatness of Ahab's Crosshairs!

Date: 2011-07-14 12:37 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how shitty your stupid rifle is!

Date: 2011-07-14 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
You're shitty! Stupid fuckin' human believin' in fuckin' fakery like fate.

Seriously I'm startin' to fuckin' regret hittin' on you.

Though I mean, we've got a good thing goin' here. all of this fuckin' hate. We could work with this.

Date: 2011-07-14 01:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
I don't think so! I already know about your hate quadrant and I am not interested.

Date: 2011-07-14 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Come on, you've got fuckin' troll royalty interested here. I don't think you'd find a better kisemesis anywhere else! Seriously. Cream of the fuckin' crop right here.

Date: 2011-07-14 01:40 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
Uh, I guess that's something that's supposed to really flatter me but actually it's not flattering at all.

Date: 2011-07-14 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
You'd make a pretty fuckin' good kisemesis for me is all I'm fuckin' sayin.

I mean we could have duels under the moonlight with our guns and shit i mean come on that's classic fuckin' blackrom right there.

Date: 2011-07-14 03:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
I think you should stop talking to me!

[ Aaaand she hangs up. ]

Date: 2011-07-15 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
[after a few minutes of him trying to talk on a dead line, he sighs.]

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