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[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]


(phone, sometime later}

Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!
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[action]

Date: 2011-07-13 02:32 am (UTC)
bombbrat: (that swimsuit has my face on it!)
From: [personal profile] bombbrat
[son of a BITCH what was that. He yells out into the hallway.] Oi! What the fuck are you screaming about?!
Edited Date: 2011-07-13 02:33 am (UTC)

[Phone]

Date: 2011-07-13 02:43 am (UTC)
roadroller: (Default)
From: [personal profile] roadroller
[man usually Rin's the first to welcome nonhumans turned human to tell them how they'll go back to being nonhumans, but this guy sounds like a prick...]

You don't scare anyone! ♪

[phone]

Date: 2011-07-13 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
["Brought back to life"? Interesting.

But let's have some Barton-brand wisdom first:]


Better an "ugly pink human" than dead, if you ask me.

Re: [phone]

Date: 2011-07-13 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Do you know how beneath me it is to be a land dweller instead of a majestic sea troll? I'd rather be dead, honestly!

Date: 2011-07-13 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[Hey, Eridan. This is one land dweller who is snickering at you quietly. Because "majestic sea troll" conjures up some pretty hilarious images to her.]

Well that's too bad. Cuz Mayfield likes to level the playing field.

action;

Date: 2011-07-13 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com
[He just comes home when he hears an awful racket. He slams the door shut to let the apparently non-droned member of his household know of his presence.]

Monsieur, I zhink it would be of your best interest if you kept your voice down.

Date: 2011-07-13 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
What.

What do you mean?

I'm not exactly up to date on all this fuckin' human slang.

Re: [action]

Date: 2011-07-13 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
I'm one of you!

I don't even have my fuckin' fins anymore!

phone

Date: 2011-07-13 03:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] echidna
[ Wow this guy sounds so familiar, and the pink human alien makes it even more so.

He also sounds like a douchebag. Hmmm... ]


We can hear you just fine, stop yelling!

Date: 2011-07-13 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
Doesn't matter what ya were before you're brought to Mayfield. You're human now. ANy things you owned or any powers you had are gone now too. Ya might get them back later. Might.

Re: [action]

Date: 2011-07-13 03:40 am (UTC)
bombbrat: (No; you can eat it.)
From: [personal profile] bombbrat
...the fuck are you talking about? What fins?!

Date: 2011-07-13 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
What the hell do you mean, "taken away?" Don't tell me there's some fuckin' bullshit fake magic goin' on here!

So, how the hell do I manage about gettin' back to my old troll self?

Date: 2011-07-13 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
The fins on my face! They're gone and now I'm all pink and human and disgusting!

This is probably the worst fuckin' thing to happen to me since dieing.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Who the fuck are you? Some kind of human lusus?

Date: 2011-07-13 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Well well, if it isn't miss believes-in-such-stupid-things-as fate? I knew you'd be crawlin' right back to talk to me the moment I showed up here!

What the hell is this place?

Date: 2011-07-13 04:19 am (UTC)
bombbrat: (Where did he catch that from?)
From: [personal profile] bombbrat
There's nothing disgusting about being human, you fucking fish! [Wait.] You had fins on your face? [eeeeenteresting...]

Dying is worse than being human, dumbass.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:20 am (UTC)
echidna: (Default)
From: [personal profile] echidna
[ Ugh. Now she knows who she's talking to. ]

Why should I even tell you? Maybe you should figure it out for yourself!

Date: 2011-07-13 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com
Fuck!

You? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, I've kind of accepted this place's decisions using me as their own personal convenient receptacle for whatever cascading vomit waterfalls its decided to send my way each morning, but you take the fucking grubloaf!

Wait, no, I changed my mind! This is great! Enjoy your new squishy pink self while it lasts, fuckass, because it's going to be expertly carved into tasteful douchebag slivers any time I happen to feel like it.

What point on the timeline are you from, shit can?

Date: 2011-07-13 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com
I am, according to zhis place, your "fazzer". If you are looking for a name, you may call me Spy. I will not inquire about zhe zhing you 'ave just called me, for I do not care. Just quiet down; if you 'ave any questions, I suppose I could answer zhem to zhe best of my ability.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Oh hi Kar, comin' on strong as usual I see! That death threat was just oozing with the blackness. Well, fillin' my fuckin' quadrants is the least fuckin' important thing on my mind right now!


Last thing I remember is that Kan sawed me the fuck in two.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
Well, if you do remember, I gave you a pretty fuckin' awesome family heirloom. Now's about the time to be repayin' me for my generosity!

Date: 2011-07-13 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
Fake? I dunno. They seem pretty good with it.

Waiting. Or trading in organs at the post office, if you're really desperate.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com
How many times do I have to tell you that any and all hate I have for you is completely platonic? You're such a worthless shit stain that that quadrant is completely outside the realm of possibility, so don't fucking worry, not that you're ever thinking of anything but the sorry state of your quadrants.

And that doesn't even fucking make sense. If you're some beta doomed timeline piece of shit then that would really just ruin my day all over again.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miraculls.livejournal.com
Yooooooo, that be my motherfuckin' fishbro's voice what all up in this miracle audio tube and shit? Uhhhh, my bad if it ain't.

Date: 2011-07-13 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com
They're obviously using some type of science bullshit.

Trading in organs, you say? That's an awfully weird method of currency. Fuckin' humans.
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