Eridan: Be a Human.
Jul. 12th, 2011 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]
(phone, sometime later}
Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!
[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]
(phone, sometime later}
Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!
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Date: 2011-07-13 04:42 am (UTC)And that doesn't even fucking make sense. If you're some beta doomed timeline piece of shit then that would really just ruin my day all over again.
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Date: 2011-07-13 04:51 am (UTC)Would you think I'd be the type to fuckin' lie about that sort of thing? Honest to glub, Kan fuckin' killed me.
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Date: 2011-07-13 03:31 pm (UTC)She was nice to you, despite you being basically impossible to put up with, and she was my best friend. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Date: 2011-07-14 12:41 am (UTC)Apparently Kan didn't die, Kar! I told her I wouldn't kill her! See? I'm true to my fuckin' word. I know I can be a bit of a pain in the ass kar but I'm royalty, I have to be high fuckin' maintenance.