Eridan: Be a Human.

[wweh]

(action: 1445 Mitchell, mid-afternoon)

[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]


(phone, sometime later}

Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!

Comments

[action]

[bombbrat]

[son of a BITCH what was that. He yells out into the hallway.] Oi! What the fuck are you screaming about?!

[Phone]

[roadroller]

[man usually Rin's the first to welcome nonhumans turned human to tell them how they'll go back to being nonhumans, but this guy sounds like a prick...]

You don't scare anyone! ♪

[phone]

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

["Brought back to life"? Interesting.

But let's have some Barton-brand wisdom first:]

Better an "ugly pink human" than dead, if you ask me.

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[un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com]

[He just comes home when he hears an awful racket. He slams the door shut to let the apparently non-droned member of his household know of his presence.]

Monsieur, I zhink it would be of your best interest if you kept your voice down.

phone

[echidna]

[ Wow this guy sounds so familiar, and the pink human alien makes it even more so.

He also sounds like a douchebag. Hmmm... ]

We can hear you just fine, stop yelling!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Fuck!

You? Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, I've kind of accepted this place's decisions using me as their own personal convenient receptacle for whatever cascading vomit waterfalls its decided to send my way each morning, but you take the fucking grubloaf!

Wait, no, I changed my mind! This is great! Enjoy your new squishy pink self while it lasts, fuckass, because it's going to be expertly carved into tasteful douchebag slivers any time I happen to feel like it.

What point on the timeline are you from, shit can?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yooooooo, that be my motherfuckin' fishbro's voice what all up in this miracle audio tube and shit? Uhhhh, my bad if it ain't.

phone

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Yes. ]}

Oh dear.

_{[ Yes, she has no clue... ]}

Would it hurt to consider the possibility of your derogatory remarks derailing the original focus of your inquiry?

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

[HE'S LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF AT YOU. OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST REACTION HE'S SEEN YET TO SOMEONE BEING TURNED HUMAN.]

Consider yourself desecrated! Ha ha ha ha ha!

phone

[thespidertroll.livejournal.com]

[Cackle, cackle.]

Having fun with your new, human self? Hope so! You're gonna be like that for a whiiiiiiiile.[COMMENCE TROLLING.]