002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

[wweh]

(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)

[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]

What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?

[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]

Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.

(phone, later that afternoon)

So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.


[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]

While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.

Comments

phone

[echidna]

Um, everyone got milk like that, not just you...

Re: phone

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Wow she's spreadin' the hate around that much? Doesn't she realize it doesn't mean anythin' if you're spreadin' yourself too thin like that?

[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]

[echidna]

Uh- [ oh come on. ] I mean it wasn't a sign of hate at all!

Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

She had to be havin' some sort a' motivation for puttin' spiders in everyone's milk. She was always interested in that doomsday device shit maybe she's tryin' the whole bio-terrorism thing. Experimentin' with the latest technology in that sort a' thing. I mean I don't think it could be anyone else really I mean spiders are kinda her thing.

[echidna]

I'm not really sure who you mean, but it wasn't even a girl that did it!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

...It wasn't?

[Well, there goes his theory. Though, this guy did know how to get exactly under his skin. He pauses to think. Jade's got a good head on her shoulders, she probably knows whats up.]

Guy knew how to get exactly under my fuckin' skin though. Maybe whoever he was was waxin' black for me and didn't want me to find out who it was. Throwin' me off the trail so to speak and keepin' me guessin'.

[phone]

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

[Mika eyerolls so hard you can almost feel it in her voice.]

Yes because you're the only person in town that got a bottle full of something other than just plain milk. Heaven forbid you'd gotten milk with razors in it. Or poison. Or a drug that makes you do a flying pirouette off a handle and believe the walls are bleeding.

Really kid, highblood or whatever, try not to get too excited or you're liable to hurt yourself.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh...you weren't a highblood before? Whoa, how'd you all up and motherfuckin' turn into one?

[roadroller]

What?! Do you trolls seriously use mouth spiders as a show of affection? ♪

[because when she choked down a mouthful of spiders, she was NOT feeling the love.]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Vriska... was hitting on you? With spiders? In milk?

[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.

there is only one way to respond.]

Gross!

[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?

phone

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No one cares, douchebag!

phone;

[perfectandelegant]

You weren't the only one who got that milk, you know.

action;

[un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com]

[He's milling around the house since it's the weekend, a cigarette in hand. What is with people and getting packages lately?]

So, child, tell me-- what exactly are you?

phone

[cameracrush.livejournal.com]

'Filling the quadrants?' Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?

( phone )

[pokeay.livejournal.com]

I don't get it... what's a highblood? And, um, aren't you technically a landdweller, too?

[echidna]

Umm... [ She's quiet for a moment, but actually laughs lightheartedly. ] They would have to have been waxing for the whole town! Because everyone got it, and there was stuff way worse than spiders.

[ Like dying, for example. Twice. ]

Re: ( phone )

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Just because I'm a sea troll who is currently bein' stranded on the land doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' landdweller!

Bein' a highblood is like bein' on the top a' the food chain. My blood is one a' the highest fuckin' castes in troll society meanin' I'm better than pretty much everyone else.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[and... he finally gets it. He's laughs along with Jade. Quite thankful she's not damaging his frail psyche by calling him stupid for it...]

Way worse than spiders? So they were doin' worse things than that? Would be a fuckin' liar if i didn't admit to my jealousy of whoever got worse. Whoever was sent worse they must be really feelin' strongly for.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[oh ho! Eridan tries to sound his suavest, if he is even capable of such a feat.]

It is if you're wantin' it to be!

[echidna]

How can you be jealous of that? [ Laughing about it makes it easier to deal with, she's finding. Easier to let go and forget about. ] Dying sucks, I don't care how much black someone is waxing.

[cameracrush.livejournal.com]

I'd be flattered, but I don't really get what you're saying.

Re: action;

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He beams proudly. Good to see he can educate some people, the right way.]

I'm a sea troll! One a' the last survivors of my fuckin' race an' one a' the best damn trolls around if I do say so myself. There's a few of us here in Mayfield but these fins an' these gills mean that I'm better than all a' them.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, not affection in the way you're thinkin' about it, but yes, that's one way to be showin' your hate to someone I suppose. Like playin' a fuckin' childish prank on someone to be gettin' their attention.

[roadroller]

Right... err, your tone made it sound different though. ♪

[like more of a creeper ex situation.]

Still, I don't think the milkman hates anyone. He's probably just insane! ♪

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Kar if you didn't give a fuckin' care you wouldn't be fuckin' expressin' it don't lie you're pretty fuckin' jealous that I'm not sendin' you a similar hatepresent.