002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

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(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning)

[Eridan still hadn't really gotten used to waking up early. Most were rather groggy, with him being as grumpy as ever. Though, that mood changes when he finds himself a package in the morning...]

What in the fuckin' hell is all this then?

[He opens the package hurriedly, only to get a nasty cardboard cut...which, despite the pain, left a very, very pleasant surprise. His purple blood. Oh thank goodness. Another day of living as a lowblooded human and he may as well have gone insane.]

Thank fuckin' glub that's all over with. Damn it feels fuckin' good to be a highblood.

(phone, later that afternoon)

So, To all of you out there that may be hearin' this on this device, I'm back to bein' my old highblood self. You landdwellers best be watchin' yourselves because after livin' as you for a few months I've found you lot to be fuckin' disgustin'. Well, most a' you. There's a few a' you who I wouldn't mind fillin' the quadrants with but that's beside the point. Best be watchin' yourselves because I am not one to be fuckin' trifled with.


[He pauses as he remembers the milk from the other day. and sighs wistfully. Oh, he was sure that she's still here, and that she's responsible. Never mind everyone telling him otherwise.]

While I'm on such a topic, I should be bringin' up the lovely surprise I got in my milk the other day. It was like someone was sendin' me a message a' hate. And only one person I know who would be sendin' such a message with spiders. Knew you couldn't be resistin' the call a' the old days an' our old rivalry. You're gonna have to be tryin' harder than that though don't think you can just be crawlin' back into my life just like your little fuckin' spiders did into my mouth. I've gotten other prospects now for those sorts a' things an' you better believe they're better than you are.

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[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He thinks hard. and tries his best. Not for himself, but for the chance that if he works hard at this he might actually have a new Moirail! Though taking it slow will come... very slowly. The most important thing for now is to ask for help. If he's gonna try and go through with this, he knows he's gonna need all the help he can get]

Would you be able to be helpin' me out with this sorta thing?

[echidna]

[ It takes Jade a moment to answer, because she honestly has to stop and think about that. Does she really want to get involved in this? But he does seem to actually listen to her so... ]

Yeah, I think I could.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Knew I could be countin' on you! Thanks Jade.

[translation: PLEASEDONTLEAVEMEPLEASEDONTLEAVEMEPLEASEDONTLEAVEME]

[echidna]

[ the thanks actually takes her by surprise. ]

... you're welcome.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[see? He's learning! Or so we hope. There's a sigh of relief on his end.]

Thinkin' this is the start of a good moi-

[he stops himself. Oh, he would sure love to say that now, but he doesn't want to scare away the one person who's actually...helping him]

friendship.

[echidna]

A good what? [ she could have sworn she heard him say- ] Oh, hehe, right! I think so too.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah I said it. Friendship. Gotta be takin' this slow right?

[echidna]

Right! [ oh wow he really is learning. ] Taking things slow is the way to go.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[maybe.]

You're right Jade I mean not many conquerors got anywhere by blindly rushin' into things there's a lot of stragegic plannin' involved and everythin'.