Eridan: Be a Human.

[wweh]

(action: 1445 Mitchell, mid-afternoon)

[Eridan woke up... oddly, in one piece. The last thing he remembered was being split the fuck in half by Kanaya. Maybe it was that weird ghost bullshit that caused him to feel whole again, or maybe something else entirely. Not magic though. No way in hell it could be magic. That stuff's a load of musclebeast crap. So, he goes to get himself ready for the day... His normal clothes were missing. Rather odd, and they're rather ugly to him. His fear and anger only grow when he gets to the bathroom to get himself ready, noticing that he's an ugly shade of pink. Human pink. He screams rather loudly, as he runs out of the bathroom to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.]


(phone, sometime later}

Alright, now who the fuckin' hell brought me back to life as a fuckin' pink human abomination! You're gonna fuckin' pay for it! Leave me your name so I can go for you fuckin' first when I smite all you landdwellers! If you think you can be desecratin' such royalty by makin' me some kind of ugly pink human alien, you've got another thing comin'!

Comments

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little shaken up from bein' turned into some pink human thing, that's all Kan.

Figures none of the fuckin' people here have been much help. There's some kind of human lusus in this house and he's tellin' me a bunch of weird fuckin' bullshit about this place.

[a long pause. It didn't seem like she was rubbing it in. Or like she didn't even remember. He's going to keep silent about it for now, thinking he'll spare himself from being half the man he used to be. again.]

...Nope.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

I think your "lusus" may be making an attempt to assist you, Eridan. It's good that there are people willing to help you despite everything. It's nice.

And I can imagine your inner turmoil, but would be good to come to terms with it in time. Karkat has informed me that our current forms are only temporary side effects that accompany us upon arrival until, well. Let's give it two months, at least. Our belongings will also return to us in due time. Then you can be the delightfully humble purple blood you were again. _{[ Maybe that came across as. Too sarcastic. So sarcastic that she almost sounds sincere. ]}

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, it's good to know I'll be goin' back to bein' a fuckin' troll soon enough.. This body is weird.

Who else is here of us?

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

Our leader is here, for one. Terezi, Gamzee and Jade are here as well. _{[ This is what she knows as of this thread! ]}