008 - DUALSCARF.

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[ACTION, AROUND TOWN]

[For some reason, despite everything that happened in the past. Eridan is walking proud as ever. Maybe it's the fact that he's back to wearing the clothes he's used to. No more mock towel cape! Maybe it's the fact the town gave him back something else. He's not sure what, but he certainly feels different. Almost magical, if you catch my drift. Along with his crosshairs, he has a really girly toy wand with a heart on it. Since he felt the resurgence of his white science, he thinks the wand will work. It wont. But still, he's walking proudly, despite the pink heart wand that lights up and sparks being quite visible. He already looks incredibly silly with his scarf and cape, only to add to the silliness by wearing the scarf Kanaya gave him for Christmas as well.]

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I can't believe it, he's here. He's fuckin' here....the Orphaner him fuckin' self. Hope I'm not too much a' a fuckin' embarassment.

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[envyspites]

[It's apparent she's trying to be serious, but the way she's holding back laughter isn't helping.]

W-What is...?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he's just going to puff out more now.]

That feelin' a' awesome you're gettin' by bein' around me?

Well that's just my aura. Like I've been sayin'. Except it must be shinin' today. No. Your paper flyin' devices don't hold a candle to what I've got now.

[envyspites]

Well, okay. The gun-thing is mildly impressive, but what's with the girly wand thing? Did you borrow it from a mahou shoujo? [She's not even trying to hold it back anymore. She's clutching her stomach laughing. Whoops.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

It's my science wand!! Not some... mahoushou whatever the hell it is it sounds like some fakey fake magic stuff. Apparently Santa or whatever was nice enough to give me back my powers a' white science an' give me a wand to be usin' it with, to boot.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[And here's Squid Girl, walking down the street holding ten pop cap guns - one for each tentacle - firing them off wildly in every direction. Someone is enjoying the holiday season.]

Hey! Eridan, hey! Look what Santa brought me!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[sweet flippin jegus thats a lot of noise. He ducks and covers.]

Sweet flippin' fuck this Santa turned you into a walkin' machine a death...

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm unstoppable now!

[WAVING TENTACLES DANGEROUSLY]

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[cullscuttlefish]

[The outfit? She's used to that. She's seen it enough to shrug it off.

But the pink heart wand? That makes her giggle as she approaches. And she has her tiara back! The tiara and the usual necklaces she wears are visible, and the rest of her usual outfit is just hidden under her coat.]

What is that? Here, let me see!

[She just starts giggling even more as she tries getting her hands on the wand.]

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[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He's kind of embarassed by it. Of all the wands to give him... why one that looks like that He thought he had it hidden! So he's going to try and hide it...]

It's nothing! I don't have anything unusual and pink on me nope nope nope!

[cullscuttlefish]

You do, too! I saw it!

[And now Feferi is trying to figure out where in the world he's trying to hide the silly thing.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

I told you Fef it's nothin'! You can touch all you want but you won't find anythin'!

[okay that was awkward to say but still, he's going totry his best to hide the wand. not because its a wand. No. He wouldn't be caught dead using that as a wand! It's all...he doesn't even know how to explain it.]

[cullscuttlefish]

I'll do that, then, and I'll find that thing and when I do --

[...oh cod, what was she just saying? Sure could be construed as something else.

Who has two horns and is suddenly blushing tyrian and fidgeting? Yep.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Eridan knows where that was going.]

What will you do then, Fef?

You can't be leavin' me on such a cliffhanger like that!

[ALL OF THE EYEBROW WAGGLE]

[cullscuttlefish]

[Yeah, Feferi swam right into that one.]

I can't say it! A girl has to keep some things a secret.

[Denied.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well what if I dressed up as one would you tell me then?

[HIS EYEBROWS ARE STILL WAGGLING]

[cullscuttlefish]

[...and suddenly she is questioning her life and her choices.]

M-maybe it's that I can't say in public?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you are.

Who is this asshole, anyway?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Kar Dualscar is my ancestor. My childhood hero... Spent many a' sweep researchin' him an' his escapades. Always wanted to be an Orphaner. Seemed like such a fuckin' prestigious job. Everythin' I learned about bein' a troll I learned from researchin' him. Everythin' I've done was to be like him. Well, almost everythin'. Hell my whole blackrom with Vris was based on Dualscar's romantic life as well. Dualscar an' Mindfang was the stuff a' legends. Could be rich off a' makin' movies about that rivalry.

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[surmounthesky.livejournal.com]

[When Roxas sees you walking down the street, he isn't sure how to react. He really wasn't sure which part was more ridiculous.]

Uhm. Where'd you get the cape? [Because the heart wand would be way to easy.]

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[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

I've always had this cape, this place finally decided to be givin' my regular clothes back to me.

Always loved the cape it makes such a bold fashion statement.

[and that statement is: I'm a huge douchebag.]

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[surmounthesky.livejournal.com]

[He'll slowly raise an eyebrow.]

Uhm, what kind of fashion statement are you trying to make? Because... [Should he be nice to this guy? Does he not know how ridiculous he looks?] you look kind of...um...

Like you don't take yourself seriously?

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[fineinthefire.livejournal.com]

Talking like that I can't imagine you would be.

[Note: sarcasm.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Already talked to him an' he talks exactly like me so I can't imagine he'd be fuckin' disappointed.

[fineinthefire.livejournal.com]

Then why are you worried about it?

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[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Holy shit you're a miracle worker.

[Sets them up...]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Miracles? What the fuckin' fuck you talkin' about. My body is filled with nothin' but science an' none a' that fake miracle bullshit.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Really? Because I think it's pretty damn miraculous that you managed to look like an even bigger hipster douche than you already did.

[...to knock them down]

[chastesaw]

Eridan, why are you wearing two scarves.

You look ridiculous.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I was thinkin' I should be wearin' both your scarf an' my own. I can't just not wear it it's got some sentiment behind it.

Besides, with two scarves I can be callin' myself Dualscarf. Kan you can't deny that sounds like the greatest a' tributes to my ancestor.

[chastesaw]

I must regret to inform you that I certainly can do precisely that. Oh, look at me go. I am denying all over the present location. Deny, deny, deny.

Really, Eridan, it sounds silly and looks sillier.

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[eveningcalm]

[What is with this town and horrible fashion?]

What are you wearing?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Somethin' that makes me look awfully dignified.

Like you'd know anythin' about that.

[shesapir8]

Well it would be hard to be more embarrassing then him, wriggler.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Don't be talkin' about my ancestor like that I've always been admirin' him!

[shesapir8]

Ohhhhhhhh so you're his little descendant... And idolising him, hmm? Poor thing, you obviously never had the chance to find anyone better then.