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(A. 1445 Mitchell)
[Eridan wasn't really a morning person to begin with, and the constant nightmares have not been helping issues, either. He arrives at the breakfast table, eyes heavy, looking like he hasn't had a wink of sleep in days. The caffeinated beverage known as coffee does help matters, but it's not like he really knows how to brew a pot (besides, he's a hipster, we all know he'd be getting Alternian Starbucks)... So he'll just wait around, hoping someone will do it for him.]
(B. Mayfield High, later that day)
[School took forever to get through, as one would usually expect. One thing that certainly didn't help matters was that due to his glasses and his taste in clothing, he was usually a prime target for drone bullies. Being of alternian nobility did not matter much to them, and telling them that they're messing with the wrong sea troll often caused him to get his face in a toilet. You know, the usual. Awkwardly considering it as blackrom flirtation did not help matters, either. By the end of the day, it wasn't uncommon that Eridan be stuffed in a locker, and today was no exception. If you pass by one of the lockers, you can probably hear Eridan slightly whimpering, or yelling. Help him/laugh at him/ be stuck in the locker next to him?]
THIS IS FUCKIN' STUPID.
(C. The Malt Shop, even later)
[Though, everything didn't matter because by the end of the day, Eridan had something he was looking forward to: a date, of all things. At least, that's what he thinks it was. He'll be pacing nervously, waiting for her to show up. Then again, he doesn't know who to look for, as all of this planning was done completely over the phone. It could be anyone.]
[Eridan wasn't really a morning person to begin with, and the constant nightmares have not been helping issues, either. He arrives at the breakfast table, eyes heavy, looking like he hasn't had a wink of sleep in days. The caffeinated beverage known as coffee does help matters, but it's not like he really knows how to brew a pot (besides, he's a hipster, we all know he'd be getting Alternian Starbucks)... So he'll just wait around, hoping someone will do it for him.]
(B. Mayfield High, later that day)
[School took forever to get through, as one would usually expect. One thing that certainly didn't help matters was that due to his glasses and his taste in clothing, he was usually a prime target for drone bullies. Being of alternian nobility did not matter much to them, and telling them that they're messing with the wrong sea troll often caused him to get his face in a toilet. You know, the usual. Awkwardly considering it as blackrom flirtation did not help matters, either. By the end of the day, it wasn't uncommon that Eridan be stuffed in a locker, and today was no exception. If you pass by one of the lockers, you can probably hear Eridan slightly whimpering, or yelling. Help him/laugh at him/ be stuck in the locker next to him?]
THIS IS FUCKIN' STUPID.
(C. The Malt Shop, even later)
[Though, everything didn't matter because by the end of the day, Eridan had something he was looking forward to: a date, of all things. At least, that's what he thinks it was. He'll be pacing nervously, waiting for her to show up. Then again, he doesn't know who to look for, as all of this planning was done completely over the phone. It could be anyone.]
B
Date: 2011-09-22 05:25 pm (UTC)Do you want me to get you out?
B
Date: 2011-09-22 05:33 pm (UTC)blinks at you]
Sure is. Why're you in there?
B
Date: 2011-09-22 06:02 pm (UTC)Hahaha!
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Date: 2011-09-22 08:08 pm (UTC)Fuckin' pain in the ass fuckin' panwashed assholes... Stuffin' me into a locker an' callin' me a dweeb. They have no clue who they're messin' with...
Re: B
Date: 2011-09-22 08:10 pm (UTC)Ter could you be cuttin' that out I don't want to be goin' deaf from all the rattlin' you're doin'! Besides, I'm tryin' to sleep!
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Date: 2011-09-22 08:12 pm (UTC)What the hell were you doing in one of the humans' solid containment units?
C
Date: 2011-09-22 09:45 pm (UTC)Oiiiii. Anyone here not a drone?
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Date: 2011-09-23 01:57 am (UTC)B
Date: 2011-09-23 01:18 pm (UTC)You could say that again, I suppose.
B
Date: 2011-09-23 10:19 pm (UTC)Oi, knock it off. [There's a sound of mumbling, the drones replying to whoever just addressed them.] --I said knock it off!
[There's a thud of someone else being shoved against the locker door, then a scuffle, then the sound of the bullies telling someone 'they'll be sorry' before footsteps shuffling away. Finally, the locker door is yanked open, a blonde kid with an eyepatch greeting him.]
Hey. You okay?
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:17 am (UTC)Those fuckin' humans keep shovin' me into these lockers an' callin' me a dweeb. Probably the most barbaric way I've ever been blackflirted with...
An' the most painful...fuckin' cramped in here don't even have room to be movin'
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:37 am (UTC)[Oh the sarcasm is so thick you can cut it with a knife.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:40 am (UTC)Well, if that's what you want....
B
Date: 2011-09-24 12:46 am (UTC)Thut up.
[He kind of bangs his hand against the sheet of metal separating the two lockers.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:49 am (UTC)Great.
Just fuckin' great how much fuckin' worse can my day be gettin'.
Of all the lockers to be gettin stuck in I had to be gettin' stuck in the one next to the one you're stuck in.
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:51 am (UTC)I'm way fuckin' better than any a' these panscrubbed assholes.
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:52 am (UTC)[And he tries to force himself out by pressing up against the door but all he succeeded in doing was harming his shoulder.]
B
Date: 2011-09-24 12:55 am (UTC)That said, the difference between Gamzee and Eridan is that even though Gamzee very cheerfully occupies the bottom rung of the high school hierarchy, he is too easygoing, and more importantly too tall, to bully. He just got tired of teachers making him go to classes and decided that the locker looked like a good place for both a hiding spot and a nap.
Have some honking snores coming from the locker next to you, Eridan.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 12:56 am (UTC)You're the one makin' your situation worse. I already tried forcin' myself out. Doesn't fuckin' help at all.
[He sighs. He really doesn't hope that these two don't get stuck together like this daily.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 01:03 am (UTC)[He rubs his arm.]
We're going to be thtuck in here for hourth.
[He also sighs.]
Don't you get in trouble for thkipping clath?
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Date: 2011-09-24 01:05 am (UTC)Then they shoved my head in a toilet. Tellin' me that I should be feelin' right at home there.
Life is so hard.
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Date: 2011-09-24 01:30 am (UTC)A honk on the other. He's not sure if this day is getting better or worse.]
Gamz please don't tell me they've been stuffin' you in these things too...
no subject
Date: 2011-09-24 01:40 am (UTC)[wakes up!! looks around the empty locker confusedly]
Uhhh, there someone in here with me?
...that you, messiahs?
A.
Date: 2011-09-24 04:40 pm (UTC)I do not usually give coffee to young... zhe younger types such as yourself, but you look absolutely awful. I might be willing to make an exception if you can convince me.
A.
Date: 2011-09-24 05:22 pm (UTC)What's up, Eridan?