Vri's one of us trolls and her and I had a thing back in the day.
This milkman guy is waxing black for the whole fuckin' town it seems.

[aaand of course, Eridan considers her lack of knowledge on trollmance to offer an introductory course all for the low low price of 1 quadrant filled!]

Could be teachin' you about blackrom if you like! You interested in havin' a firey, passionate rivalry with the Prince a' Hope?

[STOP HITTING ON EVERYONE YOU MEET ERIDAN]